Things I wish I could wear

Yesterday on the way to lunch, some of us were talking and I expressed that I wished capes would come back into style. Some coworkers tried to tell me that a cape would be just fine, as long as I didn't wear it ALL the time (e. g. wear it to work but take it off while in my office). I think wearing a cape would get me labeled as a crazy person, so I'm not going to risk it. It made me think of all the things I wish I could get away with wearing in good conscience, but can't. So here they are, with the reasons they would be unacceptable. capes- they make you look crazy knee high boots with skirts- my legs are too chunky for the skirt AND for the boots pretty dresses (think: zooey deschanel)- chunk factor cute hate- they are pretentious and I don't have the right attitude to pull it off head bands- I don't know how to wear them correctly. they are too foreign to me and I couldn't pull it off high heels- I can't walk in them. I look like Frankenstein's monster when I try cowboy boots- they are associated with country music and country lifestyle cute sunglasses- my regular glasses get in the way. can't do contacts. maybe I could get some prescription ones? What about you, dear reader? Are there things you wish you could wear but just can't? Why?